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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Drank pepperoni all night long.

    Artist: Aerosmith
    Real Lyric: Train kept a rollin' all night long.



    The story:

    My husband, who is not a rock fan per se, was getting into some Aerosmith I was listening to. It didn't take me long to realize something he was singing just wasn't right. But when I heard him proclaim these lyrics, I almost peed! And he was serious! "What ARE they saying?" he asked. I simply couldn't answer at that point. I have chosen to sing his improper lyrics instead of the right ones, cause, damn it, it was funny!

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    I love that he heard the same thing as me! I feel a little less silly now!

    dangitkim Jul 25, 2010 8:17 pm