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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Everything is grey his pears his smoke his beans and now the
    Polaroid of colors he don't know how to clean

    Artist: Halsey
    Song: Colors
    Real Lyric: Everything is grey his hair his smoke his dreams and now he's so devoid of color he don't know what it means

    The story:

    I have no idea how I got this. But I was listening to the song
    and just thought "why is all this food grey?" And "if it's grey
    why does the Polaroid have colors?" _('-')_/

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