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    Artist: Statler Brothers

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    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Ferry Cross The Mersey" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Gerry and the Pacemakers


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    Misheard "Ferry Cross The Mersey" Lyrics

    It's very customary.
    Very close to murphy
    people they rush everywhere each with th
    Mary, Cross of mercy
    We don't care what your name is boy We'l

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