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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    GET MY TELEVISON FIXED SITTING ON MY LIPS,
    THE LIVING ROOM IN MY PRIVATE ROOM,
    WHILE THE MOM'S AND RAT'S ARE AWAY
    TO FALL IN LOVE AND FALL IN DEBT
    TO ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES AND MARY TO KEEP ME INSANE AND SOMEONE ELSE IS INSANE

    Artist: Green Day
    Real Lyric: GET MY TELEVISION FIX SITTING ON MY CRUCIFIXTHE LIVING ROOM IN MY PRIVATE WOMBWHILE THE MOM'S AND BRAD'S ARE AWAYTO FALL IN LOVE AND FALL IN DEBTTO ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES AND MARY JANETO KEEP ME INSANE DOIN' SOMEONE ELSE'S COCAINE



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    WELL IT WAS WHEN WE WERE IN THE BACK GARDEN AND WE WERE LISTENING TO THE SONG ON A HOT DAY AND WHEN IT FINISHED MY DAUGHTER KATIE STOOD UP AND SANG IT AGAIN OF WHAT SHE THOUGHT IT SAID I STOOD THERE LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BUT NOW SHE IS 13 AND KNOWS ALL OF THE WORDS AND LOVES GREEN DAY AND OTHER ROCK BANDS AND STILL TRYING TO GET GREEN DAY TICKETS BUT SHE CANT EVEN THOUGH SHE SINGS TO THEM

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