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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Got my first real sex dream,
    [... I never caught this line]
    Played it till my fingers bled.
    It was the summer of '69.

    Me and some guys from school,
    had a bed and we tried real hard.
    Until we quit, until we got married,
    I shoulda known we'd never

    Artist: Bryan Adams
    Real Lyric: Got my first real six string,bought it at the five-and-dime.Played it till my fingers bled.It was the summer of '69.Me and some guys from school,had a band and we tried real hard.Jimmy quit and Jody got married,I shoulda known we'd never get far.



    The story:

    Thank god I never sing in public ... The most embarrasing thing is that I actually believed these to be the correct lyrics. That one misheard word in the second verse in particular invokes nasty images that I don't want to think about. Get out of my head!

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