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    "Hash Pipe" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Weezer


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    Misheard "Hash Pipe" Lyrics

    I got my ass wiped
    Come on and lick me
    You've got your big jeans I've got my a*
    You got some big cheese I got my bagpipe
    Iíve got my ass wipe.
    You've got my car keys, I got my **s wip
    You've got your big jeans, I've got my a
    I got my ass wiped or I got my eyes swip
    you got'cho big che-eeeeeeeze, I got my
    You got your big cheese
    You've got your problems I've got my ass
    First I heard them as "I'm just a house
    "I got my ass whiped"
    I got my house wife
    i on the half-pipe
    I've got my ass wipe You've got your big
    You've got your problems I've got my ass
    i got my housewife you got your big chee
    You've got your problems I've got my ass
    You've got your problems I;ve got my ass
    You've got your problems I've got my ass
    You've got your problems I've got my hou
    You've got your pop plum I've got to hus
    Grab some sushi and an eggroll.
    I got my ass wiped
    I've got my half pint
    youve got youre problems ive got my ass
    You've got your problems I've got my ass
    youve got your alarms on iv'e got my as
    You've got your problems I've got my ass
    You've got your problems I've got my ass
    You've got your problems I got my ass wi
    You got your problems I've got my ass wi
    You've got your big dreams

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