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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Song: Sarah

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Song: The Prisoner

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Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone. The snakes are in the house, bees like dealing loans. The wheels, they move, and they're moving far.

Artist: Golden Earring

Song: Twilight Zone

Real Lyric: If Y'all want a single say f**k that.

The story:

My friend and I were listening to this song on her ipod during lunch at school, and when she heard me sing these lyrics, she spit her coke all over the table.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

2/5/2006 2:31 pm

Age it happened

16

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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