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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Here comes the Tall Man
    Without his young girl
    Say, 'Boy, you gon' be President.'

    Artist: John Mellencamp
    Song: Pink Houses
    Real Lyric: Because they told meWhen I was youngerSay, 'Boy, you gon' be President.'



    The story:

    Unlike most lyrics I mishear, but can't figure out, this one I actually
    thought I was hearing correctly. There are many rock songs which
    have references which are region-specific, age-specific, culture-
    specific, behavior specific, or drug specific. I thought it might be
    one of those. One time my wife and I were in the car and "Pink
    Houses" came on. But this time it was a special acoustic version,
    and the lyrics were much clearer, so I understood the lines correctly
    for the first time. I started laughing, and I told my wife what I had
    been hearing all these years. She said, "But your version makes NO
    sense!" I agreed. It was yet another of my brain's odd little gems.

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