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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold me close. Tie me down, sir.

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer.



    The story:

    I was singing it really loud in the car with my husband. He asked, "What did you say?" I even argued with him that I was right. Obviously I didn't even have the NAME of the song right.

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    Where you by chance into some funky stuff? You were so vehement about it too... that's what makes it even funnier. XD

    PantsMan Dec 08, 2010 8:36 am


    LOL @ cattie & Marcus

    skinner Mar 07, 2010 10:40 am


    lol loving the tony danza comment too!

    starlight Aug 23, 2009 8:21 am


    "...count the headlice on the highway..."

    MarcusG Dec 25, 2008 5:52 am


    I used to think it was "Hold me closer, Tony Danza!" :D

    cattieloves Dec 15, 2008 5:24 am


    Actually, until today I thought he was saying, "Hold me close, un-tiny dancer."

    kingrocky Dec 07, 2008 8:50 am


    lmao thats hilarious

    karamona Oct 10, 2008 10:24 pm