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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I am one of those
    melodramatic dudes.
    They're runnin' to the boat ~
    no doubt about it!

    Artist: Green Day
    Song: Basket Case
    Real Lyric: I am one of thoseMelodramatic foolsNeurotic to the boneNo doubt about it



    The story:

    This was my youngest daughter, at about 2 1/2. In her defense, she has no frame of reference for "neurotic to the bone," and we do live in Los Angeles, so "dude" is definitely a more familiar term for her than "fool."

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