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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I can read very well

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: I can see very well

    The story:

    From the "Live in Australia" CD. In the first verse, what Sir Elton
    sang agrees with the lyrics provided in the insert. But sometime
    during this song, whatever drugs he had taken that evening
    seem to have taken hold, and what he sang in the second verse
    came out more like what I heard. (He also botched some lyrics
    in "Burn Down the Mission", the next song on the CD.)

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