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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I had my real first sex dream
    i think i was 5 at the time
    played it till my fingers bled
    it was the summer of 69

    Beat it with some guys at school
    had a bed and we tried real heard
    Didnt quit until we got married

    Artist: Bryan Adams
    Song: Summer Of '69
    Real Lyric: I got my first real six-stringBought it at the five-and-dimePlayed 'til my fingers bledIt was the summer of '69Me and some guys from schoolHad a Band and we tried real hardJimmy quit and Jody got married

    The story:

    my wife was singing along with the song and i heard
    her singing this

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    Submitted by

    gamecrtr

    Submitted on

    4/22/2010 11:35 pm

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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