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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'd rather dance with your mother...

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: So, how could i dance with another...



    The story:

    It was actually my friend's father who misheard the lyric. My friend and I were working up the song for our Jr. High garage band when his father questioned the lyric, saying "I thought it was 'I'd rather dance with your mother' ". We later worked up a Beatles spoof for a comedy act and used that lyric! I never convinced anyone that it was the real lyric, but I did recently convince my daughter that John Fogarty was saying "There's a bathroom on the right" in Bad Moon Rising.

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    My mom convinced me of that too. . . :-P What? You mean there isn't a bathroom on the right?

    soundandfury Aug 06, 2008 9:04 pm


    My mom convinced me of that too. . . :-P What? You mean there isn't a bathroom on the right?

    soundandfury Aug 06, 2008 9:04 pm