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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll put my big black penis in your behind.

    Artist: Sugarhill Gang
    Real Lyric: I'll put the t-t-tickets in your behind.



    The story:

    I'd been working in a club that regularly played
    this song, and a few months ago I shouted over to a
    colleague "This song has some really weird lyrics,
    like the part about putting his penis in your
    behind".
    Needless to say, my friend soon corrected me and
    then told everyone else we work with so they could
    have a good giggle too.

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