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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm a slave, I'm a slave of Microsoft
    I'm a slave, I'm a slave of Microsoft

    Artist: Rihanna
    Real Lyric: Ma ma say ma ma sa, Ma ma coo saMa ma say ma ma sa, Ma ma coosa



    The story:

    When my buddy and I first heard Rihanna's new song, we both swore that she had sold out to Bill (Gates). After we pissed ourselves laughing, we went online to check the lyrics, figuring it couldn't be what we had heard. So no, we weren't fooled for long, but it's amazing how much the chanting in the song sounds like what we misheard.

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    I thought it was 'I'm ashamed, I'm afraid, of my gran ma.'

    Wyllough Dec 22, 2015 9:09 am


    That bit was sampled from MJ's "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"

    spantax Oct 26, 2011 4:01 pm


    That bit was sampled from MJ's "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"

    spantax Oct 26, 2011 4:01 pm


    LOL! that IS hilarious! i heard that too!

    rosie222 Feb 15, 2010 4:17 pm


    That is hilarious!

    tracyfl1 Mar 27, 2009 5:09 pm


    i misheard it as 'am i sayin' am i sayin' that won't stop!' that is much betta dan 'mama say mama sa ma makossa'!

    h1395x Aug 27, 2008 3:14 am