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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm flying a door

    Real Lyric: High flying, adored



    The story:

    I was working as a stagehand during a production of Evita, and the
    man playing the part of Che was rehearsing this song from the
    play. It may have been his enunciation, or it may have been the
    acoustics backstage, but at least a few of the other stagehands
    heard it the same way.

    I don't recall whether one of us looked at the libretto or if one of
    the other stagehands already knew the musical, but it didn't take
    long before we were all laughing about it.

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