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    Top Audio Misheard Lyrics

    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    The misheard: I left my brains...

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    Latest Misheard Stories

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    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Funniest of the Month

    The misheard: "Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around , (get around),, Get your feet up off the ground,, So t

    Artist: Paul McCartney

    Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey

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    The misheard: "Here we come, walking down the street,, we get the funniest lips from everyone we meet..."

    Artist: Monkees

    (Theme From) The Monkees

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    The misheard: "...another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status , in Boullé..."

    Artist: Monkees

    Pleasant Valley Sunday

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    The misheard: I went to Chinatown, 'way back in old Hong Kong, To get some Egg Foo Yung, And then I heard a

    Artist: The Five Keys

    Ling Ting Tong

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    The misheard: "Hey Say Louise":, , "Hold me, l♥ve me, hold me, l♥ve me., I ain't got nothin

    Artist: The Beatles

    Eight days a week

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    Top Lawyer Misheards

    The misheard: I am just a worthless lawyer.
    I am just an imbecile.

    Artist: Tool

    Sober

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    The misheard: We didn't start the fire
    It was always burning
    Said the worst attorney

    Artist: Billy Joel

    We Didn't Start the Fire

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    The misheard: I guess he's an expert
    and I'm more an attorney

    Artist: Cee Log Green

    Forget You

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    The misheard: Some with cankers, some with goiters

    Artist: Elton John

    Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters

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    The misheard: Because the night belongs lo lawyers,
    because the night belongs to law...

    Artist: 10,000 Maniacs

    Because The Night

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    "Kiss This Guy"? What does that mean?

    Jimi Hendrix
    Did Jimi Hendrix really say, "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy?"

    We think the video makes it pretty clear that Hendrix liked to mess around with the lyrics, and on occasion actually did say "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."

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