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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jack Frost roasting on an open fire...

    Artist: Mel Torme
    Real Lyric: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose...



    The story:

    Hey, I was only 8 years old, jumping on my bed and twisting the first two lines together in melody. My older sister came in and just howled laughing. I then tried to make a mental picture of my words - a little frosty elf, skewered on a stick, dripping into the fire, screaming for his life. We both still sing my version and laugh every holiday season.

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