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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just call me angel of the morning Angel
    Just fix my Jeep before you leave me baby

    Artist: Juice Newton
    Real Lyric: Just call me angel of the morning angelJust touch my cheek before you leave me baby



    The story:

    My brother and I were discussing this song and wondering why the hell this woman would insist her soon-to-be ex-lover should repair her damaged Jeep before he leaves. Isn't it likely he'd just mess it up even more? She's certainly a trusting soul. "Sure thing, honey. I'll run right out there and 'fix' your Jeep real good."
    Then we looked up the lyrics and felt like idiots.

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