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    "Kokomo" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by The Beach Boys


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    Misheard "Kokomo" Lyrics

    We'll be falling in love to the rhythm
    Vermont's a rotten state.
    Chocolate cupcake melting in your hand
    Drop of cocaine melting in your hand.
    In Martinique, that monsters out to sea
    Will get there faster if we take it slow
    that mouth's a rotten stink
    to martinique that monster in the sea
    Bermuda, Bahama, Come On Big Fat Mama
    that man's a rotten sneak
    My sister mishears lyrics all the time a
    Martinique, the monster at Mystique.
    ..to the rythmn of the ceiling fan.
    Way down to Kokomo I want, to eat, that
    we'll be falling in love to the rhythm o
    I like, to meet, that monster down the s
    we'll be falling in love to the rythm of
    I want to eat mounds of rotten steak
    that mound of rotten steak
    martinique, and something to do with ste
    mounds of rotten steak
    That man's a rotten sneak.
    My mom's a rotten snake
    I'm a pretty llama
    your mom's a rotten sneak
    I like, to eat, the mounds of rotten ste
    Lower your pants, I want to catch a glim
    Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you Ber
    Afternoon delight Cocktails and MRIs
    Computer, Bahama, come on pretty mama
    Martinique, that mound of rotten steak!
    I want to taste a Martinrockin steak
    Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty Llama.
    Martinique, I've got a rotten stink

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