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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Looking for a Hardee's

    Artist: Don Johnson
    Song: Heartbeat
    Real Lyric: I'm looking for a heartbeat



    The story:

    This was actually my ex-husband's mistake. We were driving down the road and he started singing this and I just busted out laughing when I heard it. When I told him the real lyrics, he said he'd always wondered why he was looking for a Hardee's!

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