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    "Loser" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Beck


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    Misheard "Loser" Lyrics

    So high on Methadone
    Soy on my candy corn
    I will lose your baby, so fly home and k
    Soooo o-open the door
    Son open the door
    Soiled from head to toe I'm a loser baby
    So I get the door
    Soiled Panda Door
    So I opened the door
    Boy, I'm a Labrador. I'm a loser, baby,
    Oh, candy corn, I'm gonna lose your baby
    Sorry, I dont look good at all.
    So, walk out the door
    So I walk out the door, I'm a loser baby
    Sore, open the door
    Someone get the door
    fartin on a termite who's chokin' on the
    Soooooooo, Canada!
    So you never know
    I'm a lizard, baby, so why don't you kil
    Soil on the milky bone
    I'm a little baby, so why don't you kill
    I am a pompadour! I'm a lizard baby, so
    So I opened the door....I'm a loser baby
    Soy un ganador
    So.. don't offend the door
    sore I walked in the door
    Soiled, Nude Pantyhose Im a loser baby,
    So open the door
    Boy on Poopyfloor
    Sooooo, I walk at the door
    Soooar genitals
    Sorry I walked into the door
    so...unphisical
    So here we go.... I'm a looser baby so w
    I'm elusive baby, so why don't you kill
    Someone go and get the door
    someone came a sayin Im a saint so compl
    So, you impair the door
    I'm a lizard baby So why don't you call
    so? why open the door? im a loser baby,
    Im allusive baby, so why don't u kill me
    Shave your face with some Mace and a dog
    Sorry, no more candy-talk
    So, I won't pet the dog.
    So I'm from Canada...
    Soar on a candy cure
    So, oh, open the door, I'm a loser baby.
    Soy for a cancer sore I'm a lizard's bab
    Soy un pendejo.
    Soy Milk, and Vegetables
    Sore, right on through the door.
    Soy up in my oats
    So, head to toe
    With the plastic-ass balls
    My boyfriend was signing them: "Sore fro
    So no one cares at all, I'm a loser baby
    Some..one.. get the door
    Soiled, from head to toe.
    Soar over Equador... or Sore Aunt Elenor
    Sooo open the door
    So...overrate this door...
    Boy, open up the door
    So I walked in the door
    So I don't get the door
    Sore from head to toe, I'm a loser baby
    Sooo Indigo
    So I opened the door
    So ... oh-oh good to go
    So you impair the door
    Soy, don't ope[n] the door.
    Sore on my candy door I'm a loser baby,
    So go wan equedor (whatever that means h
    Dog food SKULLS with the beefcake pantyh
    Soiled from head to toe
    Sore, oooh from head to toe! I am a lose
    Sore over Benidorm
    Chewing on the gutters
    Sore, oh, from head to toe
    soyyyy candycorn
    Sorry, no more candy talk
    So in Canada
    Soooooo get the door
    So, I won't close the door
    Soya on femidom
    Soy on the kitchen floor
    Edward is a llama
    Forces of evil in a Pozo nightmare
    With the plastic eyeballs, spray painted
    "Sore hand in the door. I'm a loser baby
    Soooooiled mandible

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