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"Nobody Told Me" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics
by John Lennon
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Misheard "Nobody Told Me" Lyrics
There are nachos in the the bathroom jus
There's matches in the bathroom just bel
Nobody told me the dickhead liked me
Nobody told me that you ate black beans.
Nobody told me that we need lightning.
Nobody told me there'd be any blackies
There's a little yellow isle to the nort
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Funniest Misheards by John Lennon
Oh, we are sailing,Yes, give Jesus pants
Yes we are sailing Give Jesus Pants
I took my love out to a big field,So we
Hold my umbrella, and give me some jam
No hell below us a brother's only pie
Instant coffee's gonna get you...
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Faggits 'n Fag
nobody told me pigs had black knees
There are nachos in the the bathroom jus
I'm hitting all the people
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