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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Now we're sharing dysentry

    Artist: Billy Ocean
    Real Lyric: Now we're sharing the same dream



    The story:

    I never thought that these really were the lyrics! But I remember thinking that my version was appropriate justice for the writer who had not really thought about making the words scan correctly and allowing an unwarranted emphasis on the definite article to slip through the net. However the song was released at the same time as my friends and I started to develop a taste for curry.....(this is too much information)

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