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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "One" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by U2


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    Misheard "One" Lyrics

    Have you come here to play Jesus to the
    It's too late tonight To drag the passe
    We've got to curry each other, curry eac
    have you come here to play teaser to the
    It's too late tonight Te traigo pasta in
    ...can't keep holding on to a tour guide
    It's too late, tonight, To drag the past
    Have you come here to play Jesus To the
    ...too late, tonight, to drag the pasta
    hoo oo oo, ah-hah bacon, bacon, bacon an
    We get to share it It leaves you baby al
    It's too late tonight To drag the cats o

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