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    Patty Hearst heard the burst of Roland's Thompson gun and body

    Artist: Warren Zevon
    Real Lyric: Patty Hearst heard the burst of Roland's Thompson gun and bought it



    The story:

    I always thought it was "Thompson gun and body" - referring to the gun, and Roland's headless body (the song is, of course, generally about a Norwegian mercenary who gets his head blown off by the CIA, and his headless body haunts revolutionaries). But I guess it's wrong - I happened to look up Patty Hearst on Wikipedia, and they had the correct line under "pop culture references" or whatnot.

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