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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Rip you, don't pick your eyes,
    Then maybe you can say (yell!),
    "I pick them up,
    clothes man!
    You know where they make CHORIZO?"
    Eggs want to create fire!
    Why can't you let them pray?
    Washing your stupid brine!
    I know you cannot sing!

    Artist: Snot
    Song: Stoopid
    Real Lyric: If you'd open your eyesThen maybe you could seeA figment of closed mindsYou know education is the keyHate sparks will create fireOh, why can't you let me be?Oh, I see you're stoopid blindI know you cannot see

    The story:

    This is a "scream metal" song, thusly, some lyrics
    are hard to hear naturally; these lyrics come
    through clearly, however.

    Lyrics are @ 3:07 in the linked video [ ]

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