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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She drives me crazy, that long white greyhound
    She drives me crazy and I can't help myself
    I can't get any rest
    People say I've had sex

    Real Lyric: She drives me crazy like no one elseShe drive me crazy and I can't help myselfI can't get any restPeople say I'm obsessed

    The story:

    When my sister and I were younger (in our early
    teens), we both swore these were the lyrics. Now,
    at 33, I knew they were wrong but it was literally
    when I posted them on this page that I discovered
    the real lyrics.

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