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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She'll tease you. She'll adhese you. Hold a bed rush just to
    please you.

    Artist: Kim Carnes
    Real Lyric: She'll tease you. She'll unease you. All the better just to please you.



    The story:

    This song is a mondegreen-rich environment: I'm also guilty of
    "think she's a spaz" and "make a crow blush", which others
    have posted.

    My brain invented the word "adhese", meaning "to stick to" (i.e.,
    what adhesives do). And I never did figure out which of her
    nighttime athletic activities a "bed rush" was supposed to be a
    euphemism for.

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