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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
    Shut up right now!
    Shut up! Shut up right now!
    There's a knock on the door.

    Song: Neighbors
    Real Lyric: You shoulda shown up, shoulda shown up by nowYou shoulda shown up by nowWith a knock at the door



    The story:

    She and I were arguing over the lyrics. I claimed I was right because the neighbors were complaining that it was too loud and were screaming "shut up!" and were banging on the door (or perhaps the cops showed up and knocked). She claimed that someone was showing up and was nervous because the loud music was intimidating so they were working up the courage to knock and enter. Turns out we were both wrong. lol.

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