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"Somebody to Love" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics
by Queen
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Misheard "Somebody to Love" Lyrics
Each morning i wake on my toilet.
Each morning I get up, I'm tired, can't
But everybody wants a puppy dog They say
This morning, I get on my diet
He's pulling the head off a Dalek
I work and I ate my balls
I work and I ate my bones
need somebody to love bite, need somebod
I work till I ache my balls
Each morning I take out my diary
I go down and I squeeze each testicle 't
I work hard every day of my life I work
Each morning I get out my diary Can bare
Each morning i get out my daiper
find somebody to love bite, somebody to
I feel like I've no river, I just ceep l
But everybody wants a puppy dog
But "everybody wants a crocodile" they s
I work and I ate my balls
Each morning I get up my crododile
I worked hard every day of my life I wor
I wake up in the morning And cry, "Benny
Other Songs by Queen
Living On My Own
'39
A Kind Of Magic
Another One Bites The Dust
Bicycle Race
Bohemian Rhapsody
Breakthru
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Death On Two Legs
Don't Stop Me Now
Drowse
Fat Bottom Girls
Flash Gordon
Flick of the Wrist
Hammer to Fall
Headlong
I Want It All
I Want To Break Free
It's A Kind Of Magic
Killer Queen
Life Is Real (Song For Lennon)
Love Kills
My Fairy King
Now I'm Here
One Vision
One Year of Love
Princes Of The Universe
Radio Ga Ga
Sail Away Sweet Sister
Save Me
Sheer Heart Attack
Staying Power
Stone Cold Crazy
Teo Torriate (Let Us Cling Together)
Tie Your Mother Down
Under Pressure
We Are The Champions
We Will Rock You
Who Wants To Live Forever
You're My Best Friend
Funniest Misheards by Queen
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Saving his life from his warm sausage te
Waving your bladder all over the place
She keeps a mower and a shotgun in a pre
Spare him his life and his lone slice of
Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do th
Get your Russian hedgehog.
Kicking your cat all over the place
I'm adopted!
Sparing his life from his warm sauce of
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