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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Spoon aspirator

    Artist: Sade
    Real Lyric: Smooth operator



    The story:

    Sitting in a bar in Zante, Greece with my some friends. The song was playing and I was singing along to myself - it seemed like the right moment to ask if anyone understood what Sade was on about - what would you need a spoon aspirator for? The embarrassment was total as the whole bar found out during the course of the evening. After that, for the whole holiday, the barman called me 'the spoon girl'.

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