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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "That Don't Impress Me Much" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Shania Twain


    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain? Click here and tell us!


    Misheard "That Don't Impress Me Much" Lyrics

    I can't believe you kiss your c**k at ni
    I can't believe he'd kiss his carpet kni
    I can't believe you kiss your carving kn
    I can't believe you kiss your carpet kni
    Okay, your a brown pig
    I can't believe you kiss your c**k good
    I can't believe you kiss your c**k goodn
    I can't believe you kiss your c**k at ni
    I can't believe you kiss your carving kn
    I can't believe you kiss your carpet kni
    I can't believe you kissed your carpet-k
    I cant believe you kiss your c**k at nig
    You make me take off my clother before y
    You're one of those guys who like to shi
    I can't believe you kiss your c**k good
    I can't believe you kiss your c**k at ni
    I can't believe you kiss your c**k at ni

    Other Songs by Shania Twain

    (If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here
    Any Man of Mine
    Come On Over
    Don't Be Impossible
    Honey I'm Home
    If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!
    Ka-Ching!
    Love Gets Me Every Time
    Man, I Feel Like a Woman
    Nah
    She's Not Just A Pretty Face
    Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
    You're Still The One

    Funniest Misheards by Shania Twain