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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    that night, the sun in the trees made the skyline look like crooked
    teeth in the mouth of a man swallowing a spoon

    Real Lyric: that night, the sun in retreat made the skyline look like crooked teeth in the mouth of a man swallowing us both



    The story:

    I was at a friend's party, singing along to the song quite loudly. My
    friend gives me a really strange look, says, "It's 'us both.'" I argued
    vehemently with another friend to back me up. We finally had to
    settle the argument by Googling the lyrics.

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