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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The commie czar's in town

    Artist: After the Fire
    Real Lyric: Der Kommissar's in town



    The story:

    When I heard this song on the radio in the mid-1980s, I, like millions of other Americans, had been caught up in the Cold War hoopla against the old Soviet Union and thought these were the correct lyrics.

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    Umm...the Czars were Imperialists; the Bolsheviks were the Soviet communists. They kinda hated each other. The Bolsheviks killed the last czar.

    kdrudd Nov 12, 2011 9:33 pm