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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tonight you calm my breasts, nuts, nads

    Artist: Breathe
    Real Lyric: Tonight, you calm my restlessness



    The story:

    A buddy of mine and I agrued these lyrics for a good hour on a roadtrip. Neither of us knew the correct lyric. I just figured these Breathe guys were transvestites (hence having breasts, nuts AND nads) and were all upset inside about the possibility of this person not being with them that night... from heart to groin. I guess I missed the boat a bit on this one.

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