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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Virgin... emergency!

    Artist: Foreigner
    Song: Urgent
    Real Lyric: Urgent... emergency!



    The story:

    Actually, I wasn't the one who misheard them. It was an entire (small) town in Ukraine, where I was spending the summer. The local disco seemed to be absolutely obsessed with this song, and every time they played it, the crowd went wild. I finally asked someone what the big deal was, and they not only had the title wrong, but had a whole story behind the title (this will make Amy feel better): It was about a woman who was in desperate need of deflowering, begging the men around her to do the deed. After I told them what the real title of the song was, I didn't hear it again for the rest of the summer.

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