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    "Viva La Vida" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Coldplay


    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay? Click here and tell us!


    Misheard "Viva La Vida" Lyrics

    Roman Catholic choirs are singing
    I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in
    I hear chariots and the bells a-ringing.
    I hear Jewish jingle bells a'ringing Roa
    But it was never an omis world, that was
    ...Shattered when losing the sound of dr
    I hear terrorists & their bells a-ringin
    Roman calvary choirs are singing be my m
    I used to roll my eyes, Feel your fear a
    i hurl jefferson balls a ring in
    Me, my mirror, my soul, my sheep.
    Sneeze the rice when I came to work
    Guess what Mr. Krabs would say... That's
    I hear Jerusalem bells ringing Roman Cat
    I hear a generation of elves are bringin
    Roman candle requires our singing
    Feel the fear in my enemy's ass.
    Listen, Mr. Krabs would say,
    I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in

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