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    Warm smell of coitus
    Rising up through the air

    Artist: Eagles
    Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitasRising up through the air



    The story:

    This was actually my brother's misinterpretation of the lyric. He
    figured it out about 20 years ago, but just told me about this
    yesterday afternoon.

    At 1:00 AM last night, I thought about this as my wife and I were
    settling in to go to sleep. I started laughing--out loud--and told
    my wife about it. We both laughed hysterically, seriously, for about
    30 minutes. This morning we listened to the song and we both lost
    it again--you could TOTALLY hear it to say "coitus" instead of
    "colitas".

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