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    We're gonna circumcise that preacher man.

    Song: Elvira
    Real Lyric: We're gonna search and find that preacher man.



    The story:

    I was sitting in a restaurant with background music playing. I'd
    heard this song before but, clearly, I didn't have all the real lyrics
    memorized. One line clearly caught my attention, where I
    thought it clearly sounded like "We're gonna circumcise that
    preacher man.". I surely didn't remember that being in the real
    lyrics, and thought I surely would have remembered it if it were.
    Plus, surely the song wouldn't really say that. Despite some
    familiarity with the song, I couldn't think what I possibly could
    have misheard that way until I got home and looked up the lyrics
    online. Then I realized how "search and find" could easily sound
    like "circumcise" in softly playing background music amid the
    chatter of people in the restaurant.

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