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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What I've got they used to call the blues
    Nothin' is really wrong
    Feelin' like I dumped a log
    Walkin' around ...

    Artist: Carpenters
    Real Lyric: What I've got they used to call the bluesNothin' is really wrongFeelin' like I don't belongWalkin' around ...



    The story:

    many, many moon ago, i found myself singing it to
    myself so sweetly and sincerely as i had many times
    before) and like dawn coming over the horizon, I
    realized both that that lyric had a particularly
    filthy connotation to it and that that could no
    possibly be what she was actually trying to relate.
    8~>

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