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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What the Hell -
    It didn't matter to me...

    Song: CitizenShip
    Real Lyric: what the Hell,I fell and fell,It didn't matter to me

    The story:

    I really, really, thought our Patti had been on the hippie trail in North Africa and was expressing dissent concerning the monotonous diet of baked chickpea-flour matzos. something they don't warn you about in "Marrakesh Express" and which Crosby, Stills and Nash unaccountably failed to metion about Moroccan food.
    Then I saw the song was about immigrants swimming or sinking in an American dream that was turning nightmarish. Daresay if she wrote it today she'd add a few lines about the whole-hearted welcome Donald Trump is extending to newcomers to the USA.

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