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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When the bull is on the phone

    Artist: Golden Earring
    Real Lyric: When the bullet hits the bone



    The story:

    Well, it was actually my friend Stacy who thought these were the lyrics. We were driving to school in my car when the song came on and she sang that line proudly at the top of her voice (as all who sing misheard lyrics inevitably do). Needless to say I cracked (as those who hear mishear lyrics sang inevitably do).

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