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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When the day goes down on Watertown

    Real Lyric: When the day goes down on water town

    The story:

    Watertown, MA, is an inner ring suburb about eight miles west
    of downtown Boston. When this song came out, I was in college
    in the Boston area, so I associated the song not with the generic
    sea port Hornsby intended, but specifically with Watertown. This
    despite Watertown not having any docks other than possibly the
    kind you use to get in an out of a rowboat: although the Charles
    River runs through Watertown, at that point it isn't navigable by
    anything bigger than an eight-man rowing shell, if that.

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