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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When you grow up, living like a good boy otter

    Artist: Scissor Sisters
    Real Lyric: When you grow up, livin' like a good boy oughta



    The story:

    I'd always thought that they were talking about "otters" (young, slim gay guys with hairy chests) and was telling a friend about how I thought that would go over the head of most people listening to the song.

    He put me right on the lyrics pretty quickly. And then told all of my friends.

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