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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're a real tough cookie with a long-eared siree.

    Artist: Pat Benatar
    Real Lyric: You're the real tough cookie with a long history.



    The story:

    It wasn't actually me who misheard the lyrics, but a girl on the
    school bus when I was a kid. We were both in middle school, and
    the song had just came out. She was writing the lyrics down from
    memory as we rode to school one morning and I asked if I could
    see them. I think I was actually stunned into silence. I couldn't for
    the life of me figure out what a "long-eared siree" was. I think I
    told her what the correct lyrics were, but I seem to recall (this was
    25+ years ago) that she didn't believe me.

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