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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're just so predictable in every way, I
    I want you to know I know you're gay

    Artist: Delta Goodrem
    Song: Predictable
    Real Lyric: You're just so predictable in every way, II want you to know I know your game

    The story:

    I had a friend who was a fan of the song, so I mentioned the song,
    and I told her that Delta must have accidentally dated a lot of gay
    men for that to be considered predictable. When she stared at me
    and went "what!?", I knew I'd screwed up.

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