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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Song: Jeremy

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    "Beast Of Burden" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Rolling Stones

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Beast Of Burden" by Rolling Stones? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Beast Of Burden" Lyrics

    I'll never be obese Roberta
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'
    I'd never pee if your feets were burnin'
    I'll never be your big Suburban
    My friends suggest that I suck a duck.
    I don't wanna be your pizza burger
    Yeah, all your sickness I can suck a du
    I'll never be your easter bunny
    I'll never be your pizza burner
    I'll never be your big Suburban
    I'll never be your pink Suburban.
    I don't need, no big suburban
    I'll never be a big suburban
    "I'll never be your big suburban" "and
    Aw yes he does, I can suck a duck
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.
    I'll never be your pizza burnin'.
    All you sisters, I can suck a f**k.
    I'll never be, a big suburban
    "I'm so dusty, I could suck a d**k"
    You'll never see my feet a-burnin'
    I'll never be your pink suburban
    I'll never be your pizza burger
    I'll never be your big suburban, I've wa
    Never leave your pizza burning
    All you sinners, can suck a d*ck
    I don't want to be your big surburban
    I'll never be your piece of burbon
    and you can suck a duck
    I never be your Pizza Burning
    I'll never see your pizza burning.
    I'll never feed your beast and burp it
    Aw, listen to us I can suck a duck
    I'll never be your big suburban
    Show (Show!) Yo' (Yo!) p***y!
    I'll never leave you pizza burnin'
    i dont want my pizza burning
    I'll never be your pizza burger.
    my dad used to sing this line and i thou
    I'll never be your big suburban
    I can suck a duck
    "OH, Lycidas, I could suck a duck."
    Come on baby ease the beast in me.
    I'll never need your big Suburban
    All your sickness, I could suck a duck
    I can suck a duck
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'
    I'd walk for miles for your feast of stu
    I could suck a duck
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.
    I got to go my pizza's burn'n
    I'll never be your big suburban
    I've never seen such a big suburban
    Honest enough I can suck a duck!
    "I'll never eat your pizza burnin"
    I'll never be your pizza burger
    I'll never leave your pizza burning.
    I'll never eat your pizza burning
    I'll never be your Easter Bunny.
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'
    I'll never believe the beets are burning
    I'll never leave your pizza burning

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