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    "Spirits In The Material World" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Police

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    Misheard "Spirits In The Material World" Lyrics

    I'm spittin' in my cereal bowl
    Eatin' al my Cheerio-o's
    I swear I'll give you my cereal
    Esperanza ate all my cereal.
    This subject ain't for meek
    We are asparagus in the material world
    Ooh, Tzadee( a hebrew letter), I'm in a
    I have Cheerios in my cereal bowl.
    upstairs in the material room
    Upstairs, in the material room
    Ospadots in my cereal bowl.
    We asperitz enema serial world
    Ooh,ah,ee, poopin in my cereal...
    Hot spirits in my cereal bowl
    We're aspirins in the material world Asp
    "The subject ate the meat..."
    "We ask to dance in the material world"
    Ooh, I swear there's dogs**t in my Cheer
    I put bananas on my hot cereal
    There are raisins in my hot cereal
    I heard Colitus speak with words in Tran
    Ooh hasta lens in ma sofilia
    I use FedEX in the material world
    hey i'm steerin' into my cereal bowl.
    Oscar Myers, into my cereal ewe.
    spare ribs in my cereal bowl
    I swear into the radio
    Wee arse ferrets in the material world
    Hey Papa Smurf, where's my cereal?
    we are spirits... think of materia
    Ostrich vomit material
    Im so cold leader speak
    We are Spirits there into my Cheerio wor

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