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    "Scar Tissue" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Scar Tissue" Lyrics

    Whip up a shed, I'm alone with you
    With the burned-down shed it's a lonely
    With the birds I share the bologna too
    The Stacy share is long le pew.
    We'll build a shed, I'm alone with you.
    Without the shade It's a lonely view
    With the birds of Cher it's a lonely vie
    Yuppy-tuppy girl in a punch up brawl
    With the birds of shead its a lonely vie
    With the Bourbon shared I'm alone with y
    With the bird and shed it's a lonely vie
    To lick your heart and taste your milk d
    With the blood we shed Its so lonely her
    With the birds that shed, it's a lonely
    With blood to shed it's a lonely view
    in a push-up brawl
    He's got a tissue that I wish you saw, S
    With above the shed This lonely view
    Push me up against the wall Ya untuck a
    With the blood thats shed Its a lonely v
    With the birds of Cher olive you
    Scott tissue like you never saw
    With my shaven head I'll share This lon
    Southern girl with the sky-lit bra
    Without a shade it's a lonely view
    Whispher the shed, its so lonely with yo
    Without a shed it's a longly view
    With the buds in the shed it's a long da
    Shave the birds, I'm so lonely for you
    With bird sh*t it's a lonely Busey
    When they burn the shed it's a longer vi
    My cousin's head is a lovely blue
    With the blood we shed, it's a lonely vi
    These bursting shed is a homely view
    Well the birds of sh*t, this longly shoe
    With the burden shared, it's a lonely vi
    In the purple shed it's a lonely view
    With birds a shade is a lonely viewin'
    Star Kevin Mr. Know-it-All...
    Drink bourbon shakes like a lonely human
    Without the shade it's a lonely view.
    when the birds shed its a lonely tune
    With the birds of Cher, It's a lonely v
    with the blood thats shed its a lonely v
    The garden shed has a lovely view.
    Two birds, a shed, its a lonely view
    Scott tissue that I wished you saw,Serge
    When the bird's in the shed I'm so lonel
    With the birds of Cher it's a lonely vie
    whisper the birds its a lonely bugle
    with the burs i shed its a long live you
    With the birds of s**t, there's a lonel
    with the beat its so lonley with you
    With birds of shame i said long live you
    Whipburns and chains, It's a long day wi
    She's got a tush you never wish you saw
    Snot tissue that I wish you saw...
    With the birds of shame it's a lonely do
    With the bird s**t all over you ahhh
    whispered the shed, "it's a lonely view"
    With the birds in the shed it's a lonely
    whitbury shade is a coat of blue
    with the burns we've shared it's a long
    It's got a tissue that i wish you saw
    with the blood i shed it's so lonely wit
    with the birds i'll share this lovely st
    With birds in sheds it's a lonely view
    with the blood shed it's a lonely viewin
    with the birds that shed, this long love
    Whisper the shade this lonley view.
    Whisper the shade this lonley view.
    Young Kentucky girl with a skylit bra
    With the burnin' shed it's a lonely view
    With the birds in the shed it's a lonely
    With the blood I shed it's a lonely view
    whip the birds up it's salon view
    Southern girl in a star-lit bra.
    With the birds in the shade It's the onl
    With the buzz of Cher I'm so lonely with
    For the birds who s**t It's a lonely vie
    With the birds that shed, it's a lonely
    What the birds have shared is a lonely v
    with the burs i shed its a long live you
    With the birds on the shed, it's a lonel
    When the birds have shed its a lonely sh
    With blood to shed it's a lonely view
    What does the shade, is a lonely hue
    With the birds in the shed I still feel
    Whispers in the shade its a lonely feeli
    with the birds of shary im lonely too
    This scar tissure is held by a lonely fe
    Scar tissue that I wish you saw So i ca
    When the birds are shaved, it's a long l
    with the blood i shed, it's a lonely vie
    Whisker burns, I'll shave for you.
    Autumns sweet with Cola and Paul
    In the burger shack I'm alone with you
    Got a tissue that I wish you saw
    with busted shades it's a lonely view
    With birds as shade its a lonely view
    The Bird is shavin' and he looks like yo
    Got lost in a bathroom stall Southern gi
    With the blood I shed it's a lonely view
    With the birdsa share this alone with yo
    Got lost in the bathroom stall, got flus
    With the blood I shed it's a lonely view
    with the blood that is shed, i'll have t
    With a bushy Tail, Im so lonely of you
    Whispers of Shade is so lonely of you
    With the pounds she shed it's a lonely v
    Just burn the shed, along with you
    with a bud we'll share this lovely view
    Which version shed is this lonely Jew in
    with the blood thats shed its corny sue'
    Without The Shed Its A Lonely View
    With the birds i'll sh*t this and long l
    She's got a tissue that I wish you saw.
    with a girl named Cher it's a lonely vie
    When the blood is shed it's as wrong as
    we'll purchase sheds along with you
    With the blood I shed I'm so lonely for
    With the buns to stare, such a lonley vi
    With Bert's machete I'll out live you
    with the bloodshed its a long love you
    With the virgin shared, it's a lonely cr
    with the burns I've shared its a lonely
    With the Birds of Sher its a lonely view
    He's got a T-shirt that I wish you saw.
    when the bud's not shared, its lonely du
    When bloods been shed it's a lonely view
    With the blood I've shed it's a lonely v
    Whispered the bird on the shade "it's a
    With a bourbon shake its a long way to y
    With durr birds, so long live you.
    With the birds and sheds it's a lonely v
    with the blood thats shed its a hole in
    With the bears I shave this long leg too
    With the birds in the shade it's a lonel
    With the burden shed I think only of you
    To lick your heart and face your haircut
    Scott tissue that I wish you saw
    With the Berber shade, it's a lonely vie
    Blood loss in a bathroom stall A serving
    With a Burma Shave, It's a Lorna Doone
    White Bird Of Shed It's A Lonely View.
    From the tool shed it's a lonely view
    With the purple shades it's a lonely vie
    With birds of shade it's a lonely view
    Star captain missed to know it all
    Whip up the shade it's a lonely view
    With the burden shed, it's a lonely view
    Side captain Mr. Know-it-all
    This rusty shed has a lonely view

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